microaperture's definitions

blind meat

A penis with a very tight foreskin that can't be retracted when penis is erect. The penis head or glans can't be seen. This condition is called "phimosis"

Dude....you should get that blind meat snipped!

by microaperture December 29, 2010

arkansas luggage

Foreskin. Refers to the time when Arkansans were too poor to pay a doctor to circumcise their boys, while Americans in other states were routinely circumcised. At that time, being uncircumcised was looked down upon, so the term is faintly derisive. Also hints that the bearer of such foreskin is so poor he could pack all of his possessions in his foreskin, and has no use for luggage.

Check out that dude's Arkansas luggage! It's hanging off the end like lace curtains!

by microaperture December 29, 2010