mediumdave22's definitions

White End

A Caucasian Tight End in football, goes against the stereotype of "White Receiver" since he is usually somewhat athletic and fast.

Tony Gonzalez is the best White End in the league, oh wait he is Hispanic. Dallas Clark is the best White End...

by Mediumdave22 April 10, 2011

Calf Ripken Jr

A super shredded calf muscle, usually owned by a triathlete or other bad ass athlete.

Adam: Man my legs are tired after that 50 mile bike ride!

Dave: Yeah I have to put Calf Ripken Jr on the 15 day DL.

by Mediumdave22 February 21, 2011

whack shack

A massage parlor, usually located in a strip mall, where the phrase "you want to turn over?" means it's time for "happy ending".

TJ just got back from the whack shack, those Asian girls gave him the 3 finger special.

by Mediumdave22 February 22, 2011

Conshitterate

When you are considerate enough to use air freshener and/or fart fan after dropping massive duece in office or home setting.

Man, at least Dave was conshitterate after that ginormous dump he took by using the air freshener.

by mediumdave22 March 5, 2011

Colon El Sanders

A person who eats and/or prepares so much fried chicken their cholesterol levels are dangerous.

Man I don't feel so good, went to the doctor and my lab results were off the charts; got to stop having Colon El Sanders prepare my meals.

by Mediumdave22 March 10, 2011

Pawtistic

A dog or cat who is a little bit "slow", distracted, or socially awkward.

"Your dog seems a little off today, he is trying to drink out of the toilet even though the lid is down!"

Naw... he is just a little pawtistic sometimes, he will snap out of it if you offer him a treat!

by Mediumdave22 March 23, 2011

White Receiver

A Caucasian wide receiver in football, usually lacking either speed, physical prowess, or any athleticism whatsoever. However, he always catches the ball and is usually the most consistent player on the offense.

Wes Welker has really stepped his game up since going to New England! He is the best white receiver in the game; he is always white open too!

by Mediumdave22 March 23, 2011