martcraft's definitions

best senior engineer in the world

the text on your dad's mug if your dad has a boring profession

My dad is the best senior engineer in the world! so that's why my dad is boring.

by martcraft June 6, 2018

Trump

When a big kid gets control of 8000 nukes and a whole country...
possibly has sexual relations with Putin.

trump is just a big kid running a country

by martcraft December 10, 2019

the spanish inquisition

nobody expects it

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

by martcraft December 25, 2019

Golfware

Software that is often not working/badly designed/useless that got implemented after the CEO played golf with another company's CEO.

Programmer 1: Nothing is working! Why the fuck do we have this program in the first place?!
Programmer 2: Looks like Golfware.

by martcraft May 14, 2020

VHS tape

A old video storage methode using magnetic tape most popular in the 80's and 70's.

"Hey, you still got that old VHS tape?"
"Yes, lets experience some nostalgia!"

by martcraft October 31, 2019