markass's definitions

petting the one eyed snake

the act of stroking your penis until a delightful load of love comes out.

Jeffrey's mom caught him petting the one eyed snake during the Britney Spears Video.

by markass May 3, 2006

seamen sipper

a female who likes fill to her mouth with sperm after blowing a man and letting it drip down her throat slowly usually while the male watches with great excitement.

I really liked Jessica she was such a seamen sipper.

by markass May 3, 2006