manyperson's definitions

shankbone

To shank someone with your penis.

Often painful, but can be the best moment of one's life.

"OW!" cried Cassie, as Greg shankboned her. "Be gentle with me you Scottish bastard!"

by manyperson February 3, 2010

hamtastic

To find something amazing but in a quiet, non-attention seeking fashion

Wilbur: GUESS WHAT
Liam: .....
Wilbur: I GOT AN A IN MY TEST
Liam...ah..
Wilbur: I KNOW ITS AMAZING
Liam: .....
Wilbur: YOU FIND IT JUST HAMTASTIC DONT YOU
Liam: ......mm *looks at wall*

by manyperson February 14, 2010

messy

To be completely and utterly inebriated beyond belief.

Person #1: Dude, you were so messy last night.
Person #2: Like, messier than Jordyn Greason?
Person #1: No, noone has ever been such a mess as she.

by manyperson August 7, 2009

friztard

Like a fucktard, but when you do not wish to swear during your insult.

Person 1: That guy is such a friztard, look at him eating his own shit.

Person 2: You mean hes a fucktard?

Person 1: Shut up, I gave up swearing for rent, you little hunt mucker!!!!

Person 2: But you said "shit"....

Person 1: *is smited by God for breaking lent*

by manyperson August 10, 2009

as if

Commonly used exclamation, typically amongst Sixth Formers, used in a sarcastic manner when faced with a situation that they either love or hate.

Ie, they shout "as if", often repeated by the action it is suggested they partake in, and exclaim whether they will or will not do it, and whether they love or hate it!

Can also be used if something is completely true, but you would like to draw more attention to it.

See examples.

Cassie: Are you going to LeedsFest this year?
Jordyn: As If I can't go to LeedsFest! HATE THAT!

Lameass Are you going to LeedsFest this year?
Messy: No, but Tom is.
Lameass: Ahhhh! As If I hate that so much!

Monique: As if we're going to Paris in two weeks. Oh wait. We are.. LOVE THAT!

by manyperson August 10, 2009

clungetastic

When an area is full of sexy women or girls, hopefully of age, the area can be deemed 'clungetastic', and the heterosexual men can go forth with the likelihood of getting some sweet clunge very much heightened.

We went to Rob's last night, and it was getting a bit gay, but then like 10 girls showed up and it was clungetastic! I got laid so much...

by manyperson August 10, 2009

12th base

Fucking a chick so hard that she dies.

Man 1: Ah shittt man, I fucked Cindy so hard, I got to 12th base!
Man 2: FUCK! Where is the mangled-sexfilled-corpse?
Man 1: In my car where I left her...
Man 2: I say, go for 13th base
Man 1: Ahh, wanna munt her with me?
Man 2: YEAAHHHH, I'll jump.

by manyperson August 10, 2009