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netflix neck

Occurs in one's neck when binge-watching shows on a laptop set on an angle between you and another for four to fourteen hours. Involves stiffness in upper back, but is justified by TV-induced elation.
My lady and I woke up with killer Netflix neck after Orange is the New Black came out.
by manfun May 26, 2014
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ladyshower

a non-traditional way to celebrate the expected birth of a child by kidnapping the mother and throwing a Bacchus party to celebrate her transformation from a lady into a mother.
We are throwing Kennedy a Ladyshower next month so bring your food poncho, box wine and cackles.
by manfun November 28, 2016
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prisontation

A long boring work presentation one is forced to watch without the hope of getting up and walking out. Usually involves PowerPoint and bullets and low-res charts.
John, at corporate, is making his PowerPoint prisontation mandatory for all team members.
by manfun October 23, 2012
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Jerkzilla

A person who cannot control their emotions and erupts into being a monstrous jerk while creating tension in moments that would otherwise be fun and calm.
The table was filled with laughing friends who were enjoying the evening until Ethan showed up drunk and started being a total jerkzilla to all the girls.
by manfun September 7, 2013
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facegravy

the post-meal food drool in the corner of a person's mouth that they tastelessly leave for other's to gaze upon.
after we ate a the pizza parlor, Harry had facegravy all over his mouth and no one said anything, and we all enjoyed it.
by manfun December 4, 2011
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dick-cicle

a guy at a bar with a cold heart and hard-on for getting laid, without remorse, or standards.
OMG, did you hear Harry last night being a total dick-cicle, hitting on every girl there...
by manfun December 5, 2011
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hermaneutics

the study of men who have multiple private adulterous affairs and then have a go at public office while wearing an Indian Jones hat
Did you see Herman Cain wearing that Indian Jones hat on Fox and then he denied those women he financially and physically assisted? No... Well, you better study up on your hermaneutics!
by manfun December 6, 2011
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