mancofteclause's definitions

quiuffskedinc

When making a pizza pie, the point at which the shape of the tossed dough in the air exactly matches the shape of the chef's hat

Luigi: Mario! Look at the photo! It's-a quiuffskedinc!

by mancofteclause December 21, 2023

Zeeb

A slang term for a referee. Short for zebra, which the black-and-white striped officiating shirt loosely resembles.

Fuckin' zeebs can't tell the difference between holding and pass interference, can we please get some full-time employees?

by mancofteclause January 19, 2024

jellyfish club

The place to be for all “spineless wonders”, aka the super-whipped who will do anything for their partner at a moment’s notice

Mike, your last move clearly won Elle the game at everyone else’s expense. You are certainly a member of the jellyfish club

by mancofteclause October 28, 2023

mancofteclause

A boy is given the chance to become a man by drinking the bitterest coffee or the blandest tea, but if he adds milk or sugar to either, the elders of the village shun him and make him feed the goats for life

Having heard it was time for the mancofteclause, Jimmy pooped his pants

by mancofteclause November 1, 2023

micklethwist

The greatest beach bocce player of past, present, and future.

Winner of the 2020 USBBO, Winner of the 2021 USBBO, Winner of the 2022 USBBO, Winner of the 2023 USBBO, 13-time defending champion of Chuck at the Tuck, put Christmas back on the map, proud owner of Seve’s book… sometimes he dominates without even trying, get better… put your hands together for the one, the only… Mickle… Thwiiist!!!

*sincere claps from audience, a few boos*

Micklethwist: 1v1, it’s just me, and Jordan. Never lost.

by mancofteclause August 3, 2023

flankstankbeebee

When invited to a war reenactment, instead of properly participating, you bring a T-shirt cannon with dog poop as ammo, find a stealthy spot in range of the opponent’s base, and fire away over their wall to gross them out, allowing your side to move in and win, and angering everyone in the process

That’s Dirk’s fourth flankstankbeebee this year, who keeps inviting him to these things?

by mancofteclause December 24, 2021

Dirk

The guy who used to work as the Poughkeepsie Pigeons minor league hockey team mascot. After retiring, he kept the T-shirt cannon he used to use on his zamboni rides. He currently wreaks havoc with it at war reenactments by flankstankbeebeeing people.

You idiot, you were supposed to take Dirk off the email thread!

by mancofteclause January 29, 2022