madmaxxx's definitions

VHS

Video Home System. A format that plays video on analog tape instead of the ones and zeros on DVDs, giving the picture a more saturated "film" look whereas on DVD the picture looks washed out with paler fleshtones and exaggerated highlights, but that's ok because it comes with hours of extras instead of the movie itself like a director setting up a shot and kissing Hollywood ass.

There will always be a place for VHS in porn.

by madmaxxx March 12, 2005

fixed

On a forum, it is changing what another poster said in their own quote brackets and then writing 'fixed' below it. It started out as simply correcting another poster's errors, but now it's all about tweaking their quote to mock them.

Chris: "I like watching the Tour de France."
Chris wrote: "I like perving at the cyclers in their spandex pants."
Bob: Fixed.

by madmaxxx March 12, 2005

schoolyard rules

I scratched your back so you have to scratch mine.

Bob: The ice chest is almost empty.
Dave: Go get some more then.
Bob: I did the beer run last time. Schoolyard rules.
Dave: Dammit.

by madmaxxx March 14, 2005

geek out

Looking up news, specifics, or trivia about an idol or their work.

I wanted to check on an item I'd bid on but my roommate was geeking out on imdb.

by madmaxxx March 15, 2005

commie

Someone who wants everyone to do the same thing. Opposed to a nazi, which is someone who tries to dictate or enforce grammatical rules or a backseat driver, kitchen nazi, wardrobe nazi, etc.

Stalin: Now let's all go on the teacup ride.
Rommel: You're such a commie!

by madmaxxx March 18, 2005

swimming

One of the very best ways to work your whole body, whether for your heart, to lose weight, correct your back and posture, increase libido, or to develop lean muscle and lung volume.

The swimmer's physique is considered by many to be the most attractive body type. Injuries are extremely low compared to other forms of exercise and you can most definately tell you're getting a workout instead of getting shin splints or something.

Runner: I feel so violated, what about you?
Swimmer: I feel like the fuckin' Fly after he teleported himself.
Runner: I feel so violated.

by madmaxxx March 23, 2005

bazungas

Full juicy tits. The kind that you could put your hand around to the tips of your fingers.

That girl's got some nice bazungas on her!

by madmaxxx March 26, 2005