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tuffy muffler

means to shove your penis in an asshole and they fart on it.
1. shut the fuck up or ill give you a tuffy muffler.
2. i would totally tuffy muffler
by longboards September 19, 2009
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douche boner machine

someone who is a tool or a jock or just a plain old fag.
1.what a douche boner machine.
2. dont be a douche boner machine
3. he is a douche boner machine
by longboards September 19, 2009
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