listypoos's definitions

cunné

another description of something being 'hard'.

bloody hell, i got a massive cunné-on when i saw her neatly shaved thogg.

he's as cunné as nails.

mummy, my math homework is very cunné.

by listypoos September 20, 2004

thogg

a slang term for female genitalia, also known as a tuppence. derived from the norweigan word 'thogbor', meaning 'bush with hole'.

christ, have you seen how much spadge leaked out of her thogg?!

her thogg is very nice.

by listypoos September 20, 2004

nozdoj

a descriptive term for an idiotic git. derived from the well known nonsensical term 'no zebras do jools', meaning that zebras refuse to have intercourse with jools holland due to his idioticness.

oh, tarquin, you are a nozdoj.

what a twat, he's being a right nozdoj today.

by listypoos September 20, 2004

quaxx

a time travelling device invented by mr emmanuelle greengrass in 1978, kept secret by the san marino government for use of trying to gain more area in northern italy.

ok, fridge circuits, "on", quaxx, "quaxxing".

1st person: i would like to meet henry viii
2nd person: you need a quaxx, you twat.

by listypoos September 20, 2004

pornish casty

a person who can be described as looking like an actor in a comedy pornographic film.

christ, have you seen elton over there? with those glasses and that wig on, he looks like a right pornish casty!

by listypoos September 20, 2004

vonference

slang for small time

if something isn't good enough for bigger things in life

yeah, they're a vonference band.

with that knob, he always be a vonference porn star.

by listypoos September 20, 2004

slustard

to be messy, or untidy.

particularly gelatinous items

"jeffery! get upstairs and clean your room, its been slustard for over two weeks!"

by listypoos September 20, 2004