kodiak's definitions

swimming

Getting high, also see skinny dipping, getting high naked

I went swimming last night, boy are my lungs tired.

by Kodiak April 29, 2005

skinny dipping

getting high naked; see swimming

The partygoers thought I was strange that I took off all my clothes before hitting the bong, but skinny dipping is the best way to swim.

by Kodiak August 21, 2006

ATM vulture

1.A woman who is always around to have access to a man's money.
2.A gravedigger who marries an old man,staying around till he dies to withdraw his cash/inheritance.

A: My girlfriend is always asking for money.
B: Sounds like you got yourself an ATM vulture.

by Kodiak October 15, 2023

racist piglet

The kids who are trained by their racist parents to utter racial slurs.So,the parents can stay back and laugh,as most victims don't talk back to those kids.

A:Did you hear that racist piglet racially slurring at you?
B:Yeah,but he's just a kid.
A:Fuck him up and when the parents say he's just a kid,tell them 'Fuck your kid and fuck you for training him to be a racist.You are legally responsible for your kid's actions when he's a minor'.

by Kodiak November 29, 2023

giraffe

Awesome, great, otherwise amazing. Also can be synonymous with any number of action verbs- see examples.

Five Guys burgers are giraffe!
I want to giraffe her all night.
Take another step and your ass is going to get giraffed (knocked out).

by Kodiak March 6, 2005

Glass Bottom Boat Ride

A sexual maneuver where one party wraps another party's face with seran wrap then proceedes to defecate upon that party's face.

Joey said it would be cool to go on a glass bottom boat ride with Michael, but soon changed his mind after he saw the seran wrap in Michael's hand.

by Kodiak June 15, 2003

millenium

To be of an exceptional nature.

Man, that was the millenium track. You should record another

by kodiak August 23, 2003