kd_whoever's definitions

Slavic Apple

The act of sucking on a ballsack until it turns red.

She gave me a Slavic apple.

by kd_whoever October 5, 2025

Wheffi

Smelling something that’s been in someone else’s ass.

She caught him taking a wheffi of the condom he used on her.

by kd_whoever November 15, 2025

Double Haven

An extremely wet & noxious fart.

Oh, Christ, I think that one was a double haven.

by kd_whoever January 20, 2026

Cump

A pile of cum and/or a slur referring to any person.

My heap of socks doesn’t smell like dirty feet, it smells like cump!

Get over here, ya stupid cump.

by kd_whoever February 7, 2026