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Slavic Apple

The act of sucking on a ballsack until it turns red.
She gave me a Slavic apple.
by kd_whoever October 5, 2025
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Wheffi

Smelling something that’s been in someone else’s ass.
She caught him taking a wheffi of the condom he used on her.
by kd_whoever November 15, 2025
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Double Haven

Oh, Christ, I think that one was a double haven.
by kd_whoever January 20, 2026
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Cump

A pile of cum and/or a slur referring to any person.
My heap of socks doesn’t smell like dirty feet, it smells like cump!

Get over here, ya stupid cump.
by kd_whoever February 7, 2026
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