johnsonsballsofury's definitions

Greasy Pete

When you rub your testicles on a pizza and then rub it on a sleeping person's face. Hence the term "greasy" pete

I totally gave Dalton a greasy pete when he was sleeping.

by johnsonsballsofury February 1, 2010

Flaming Currier

The act of rubbing semen (yours or someone elses) with the intention of soothinga particularyly itchy/burning anus, usually from a run in with the Hershey Squirts

Daniel had to give matty a flaming currier in order to get a hot lunch

by johnsonsballsofury February 1, 2010