joanne's definitions

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another face with mouth open

what the heck is she doing -0-

by joanne April 24, 2005

brault

V. To unnecessarily one up a person during a conversation.
Past Tense: Braulted

Person 1: I got 50 dollars for my birthday!
Person 2 (The braulter): Yeah well I got 100 for my birthday!
Person 1: ... did you really have to brault me?

Person 1: Ugh I had to work 20 hours last week.
Person 2: Yeah well I had to work 75 last week!
Person 1: You need to stop trying to brault me.

by Joanne August 26, 2014

Fanny baws

Scottish term of derision originating from the programme, "Chewing the Fat" Use your imagination as to what it exactly means

Ho you fanny baws, I'm going to stick my boot so far up your arse you are gonna think Doc martens started making hats.

by joanne August 19, 2004

ball and chain

Someone who won't let you do or go anywhere without him/her.

I really wanted to go snowboarding at Lake Tahoe with my friends this weekend but my ball and chain won't let me go.

by joanne January 7, 2005

swole

To be made a fool of or embarrassed.

Dude, you were swole 'cause you thought that girl liked you!

by Joanne May 13, 2005

ryo

a sexii japanese boi dat loves orange. he's the type that comes over to you with hot chocolate and a blanket when it's cold. sometimes just wants time to spend with you and like to listen. talented in every way, self taught piano, noes how to play the guitar and the trumpet. I love you!

"i'll do anything for you"

by joanne February 26, 2005

Chat speak

The language of talking like a total retard online AND in real life.

1."oMg lyk wer did u get dat shrt!?!?!11twentytwo"
2. "a/s/l!?!!111"
3. "Guess what pant size I wear?"
"What?"
"Negative 6! -jokingly-"
"OmlG ur SU luckie!!!!!!!!11"

by Joanne October 8, 2004