jmc's definitions

elbow

to 'chuck' or 'dump' a botfriend/girlfriend, to give them the elbow

I couldn't stand him so I gave him the elbow

by jmc September 27, 2004

Liver

Someone who is ace enough to play on xbox live obviously.

Damn CrapCorn, you are one mother fucker good liver.

by JMC November 15, 2004

no more redheads

What you say after the fire crotch throws the dice betting all your money and losing. Alt - what you say after that cute librarian turns into a dominatrix.

see Tomcats (the movie)

by jmc October 14, 2002

Hot Karl

Fellatio after anal sex

That girl is Sick, sick, sick

by jmc October 14, 2002

Shanghai Surprise

To spunk in someone's hair during the night. When they wake up, their hair will have the consistency of wonton noodles.

These wonton noodles taste funny.

by jmc October 15, 2002

pearl tear

When you spunk in someone's eye.

I was going for the moneyshot, but i sliced it and she was crying pearl tears.

by jmc October 16, 2002

Pearl nosering

What a woman gets when you try to give her a pearl necklace, but aim too high. Usually worn with pearl brow rings, pearl liprings, pearl earrings.

by jmc October 16, 2002