jiujitsujack's definitions

Shrinky Dink

The effect of cold water on the penis , whether from a lake, shower, or anywhere, making it considerably smaller

Dude look at his shrinky dink! It's tiny!

by jiujitsujack August 8, 2009

heebe jeebes

Any gross, possibly infectious disease someone may have that i don't wanna get

I was about to nail this girl last night but when i pulled her panties off i could see that she had the heebe jeebes

by jiujitsujack August 8, 2009

urban dictonary

Where you are now. a very entertaining and addictive website that can bring so many laughs. a place to waste your time. a place to go when your slacking off at work. a place to find very weird and creative sex positions.

Guy # 1 with no life: I spent all fucking day on the urban dictonary, dude

Guy # 2: Get a life, bro

by jiujitsujack August 9, 2009

wham bam thank you mam

To fuck a girl, quickly leave, and never talk to that dumb broad again

Guy # 1: You still talking to sally?

Guy # 2: HELL NO! It was just a wham bam thank you mam

by jiujitsujack August 9, 2009

mma

I'm not putting a definition of MMA. I just wanted to say that Charley Bravo guy with the number 8 definition is fucking retarted and if he wants to see some MMA i'll gladly beat the shit out of him

Charley Bravo: MMA is poorly executed shit

Me: What motherfucker! What! (Huge kick to the head putting his lights out) What now bitch!

by jiujitsujack August 9, 2009

Joe Rogan

-The pot smoking commentator for the UFC who says very amusing things

-Formerly the host of Fear Factor, but no one watched that shit

-A very funny stand up comedian who often jokes about wacking off

Joe Rogan: That cut looks like a goats vagina!

Me: Omg, joe. Really?

by jiujitsujack August 9, 2009

beer dump

When in the morning after a great drinking session you have to shit but you cant squeeze it out cause you feel like your gonna puke if you try to. At least thats what i think it is cause thats what happened to me this morning

Guy # 1: Whats taking so long in there man?

Guy # 2: Dude if i squeeze this dump out i'm gonna hurl!

Guy # 1: Too much beer bro, your having a beer dump

Guy # 2: uhhhh!!! *puke splash*

Guy # 1: . . . . damn

by jiujitsujack August 23, 2009