jewmachine's definitions

beejaculate

When a person ejaculates and a bee or wasp comes out of their urethra.

You don't want to beejaculate if you have allergies.

He didn't just beejaculate he straight up fired a hive!

by jewmachine December 14, 2008

wolfer

A wolfer is when you have a small wolf instead of a penis.

Get your wolfer out of my face.

Wolfers, them shits is disgusting.

by jewmachine December 14, 2008

liquid diamonds

Liquid diamonds is diarrhea.

Look out for that puddle of liquid diamonds.

I'm going to eat this burrito and turn it into liquid diamonds.

by jewmachine March 17, 2007