jayr's definitions

xbox one

the best advertising campaign for the ps4 ever made.

the xbox one is a complete flop.

by jayr July 29, 2014

PETA

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. We care more about animals than humans. Haha it's true, I won't deny it like the other pro PETA people. I would slice a dude's throat in a second, but I'd never eat a burger. Cause animals don't lie, corrupt, destroy, pollute and ruin the world. But everyday on the news, some fuck is raping an 8 year old or killing an old man for life insurance. Look in the mirror, we are the enemy. Sorry.

"PETA indirectly supports anti-human ideals.. but they are entirely valid."

by JayR July 3, 2004

Nugbone

One's skull. A combination of the words nugget and bone, nugget meaning head.

Ya boy cracked me in the nugbone with a brick in a sock.

by JayR June 18, 2004

oh my stars

The most death metal exclaimation one can make. In the vein of such weaker exclaimations such as "Oh my god." or "WOW".

Oh my stars, I can't believe she just ate shit out of another girls asshole. Nasty shit you download, Luke.

by JayR June 18, 2004

crypt

1. A death metal variation of "crib".
2. A place to meet broads and feel up on their knockers.

1. Hey baby, why don't you come over my crypt and we'll play Ted Bundy.

2. I was fingerbanging this stiff I met in the crypt yesterday and I got formaldehyde on my manicure.

by JayR June 18, 2004

que up

Straighten out or stop fucking up the order. Very English.

Fucking que up and pass that bud this way.

by JayR June 20, 2004

grim

A new school word for cool.

Yo, those fucking Air Twos are grim as shit, son.

by JayR June 20, 2004