jaybirrd's definitions

morgasm

what happens to everyone when someone named morgan is being really sexy and hot

morgan: *exists*
everyone: oh lord i just had a morgasm

by jaybirrd October 3, 2021

fairy comments

comments that have fairy emojis that start off like inspirational quotes and end up being a threat or an insult of some kind

stacy: you've never heard of fairy comments? it's like-

🧚 ♂️✨ you go girl!! don't come back 😍
🧚 ♂️✨ hang in there! 😍 then kick the chair over

gwen: wow, ok bitch

by jaybirrd October 3, 2021

wub wub dsh waaa

"wub wub dsh waaa" is a phrase used by bees that like to sing dubstep while wearing leather jackets, first discovered in the show 'kipo and the age of wonderbeasts' it is now revered as a greeting and response to any and all questions.

spencer: hey morgan, what time is it?
morgan: wub wub dsh waaa
spencer: understandable my dear friend and colleague

by jaybirrd April 2, 2022