itsthatbradguy's definitions

Zaneing Off

Offending a woman with offensive, obnoxious, irritating, and generally tasteless comments, causing her to try to leave the area as quickly as possible.

He would be getting some if he could just keep his mouth shut and avoid zaneing off every girl that comes around with his horrible jokes.

by itsthatbradguy July 7, 2010

masturbicep

A buildup of muscle mass in the bicep region due to excessive masturbation. Most commonly found in porn addicts and the socially inept.

Man goddamnit listen my wife put parental controls on my computer, making flexing of my masturbicep harder.

by itsthatbradguy July 9, 2010

Deep Sea Teepee

The incredibly obvious erection one gets when wearing a bathing suit that requires them to stay in the water to hide it until it subsides to avoid embarrassment.

I wanted to go lay on the beach after swimming in the ocean, but I was sporting a deep sea teepee from scoping chicks all afternoon and had to keep swimming.

by itsthatbradguy July 9, 2010

4000-Vertical

A term in mountain climbing that refers to elevation. Also a sexual term that refers to the act of climbing on top of a fat chick.

That chick I went home with last night ended up being so big I was exhausted after the 4000-vertical just to get in position!

by itsthatbradguy July 11, 2010

Self-Absorbed Sodomizer

Someone who tapes a mirror to the back of their partner's head during anal sex.

That jerk couldn't find any other way to get going so he strapped a mirror to my head, he's such a self-absorbed sodomizer!

by itsthatbradguy July 11, 2010

Depth Charging

Similar to motorboating, except performed on a girl's ass.

Those midgets in the bar were depth charging those girl's asses all night!

by itsthatbradguy July 11, 2010

Def Leprosy

A disease caused by overexposure to the music created by the band Def Leppard. Symptoms include bleeding eardrums, glazed over eyes, uncontrollable teeth grinding, feelings of rage, aggravation, and depression. Thoughts of suicide may occur in severe cases.

My asshole friend played the entire Hysteria album on our road trip. I feel like I'm in the later stages of Def Leprosy.

by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010