itchyscrot's definitions

man mustard

white liquid that issues from the one-eyed trouser snake on occasion.

"shit i've sprayed man mustard everywhere"

by itchyscrot April 1, 2003

yardage

something that takes a long time

"I can't go to the north pole right now, that would take yardage"

by itchyscrot April 1, 2003

zippy

puppet from British children's TV programme Rainbow.

George: Bungle's a mincing queen.
Zippy: Everybody knows that.

by itchyscrot April 2, 2003

front brush

furry triangular shape between a woman's legs

"i'm gunna have a growl up her front brush"

by itchyscrot April 3, 2003

boolshit

alternate spelling of "bullshit", popular with computer programmers

"this is boolshit"

by itchyscrot April 3, 2003

Thing

a way to refer to someone who pisses you off or someone you don't like, just call them a thing.

(whilst pointing at it) "that f***ing thing is really pissing me off!!!"

by itchyscrot April 3, 2003

creature

a way to refer to your parents

"what are your creatures doing tonite?"
"think i'll visit my creatures this weekend"

by itchyscrot April 3, 2003