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Tomtom

A literal Dutch god, who whores on game lore, loves his friends with the intensity of 1000 suns and hugs like a grizzly bear. Tomtom's laugh makes the ground shake and he has golden hair and a beard any mortal would envy. His coin is dank memes.

To catch a Tomtom, lure him with a Big Piece of Chicken. A BIG. PIECE. of CHICKEN.
NEVER call him Tom!
Tomtom will never give up on you, no matter what, he is just that kind of lad.

Ever watched Tomtom play Dead Space? That guy is a legend!

Whenever I am sad or anxious, Tomtom always sends me memes to put a smile on my face. He is great, I love him.
by ioi0 June 1, 2020
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