invalidrecord's definitions

blowtox

When a person has had so much cum on their face that it no longer moves when they smile.

james: Did you see that bukakke movie the other night?
john: yeah man that chick got blowtox alright!

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

do 'em dry

The act of sexually penetrating someone in such a way as to cause physical pain.

BOSS "Man the sales team are under performing this month"
SALES MANAGER "Dont worry I'm going to do 'em dry till they reach their targets"

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

whack one out

The act/art of masturbating.

BOSS "Man the sales girls are hot"
SALES MANAGER "Don't whack one out in the office, there are cameras!"
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"Wow that Mischa Bartons so hot I cant look at her without wanting to whack one out"

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

premature emancipation

When someone has left their parental home but is incapable or unwilling to be self sufficient and depends on their parents for financial aid.

t "Did you hear Johns parents are bailing him out AGAIN!"
j "Yeah man he needs treatment for premature emancipation"

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

two boiled eggs in a handkerchief

A term used to describe the ideal look for a tight ass.

j "Boy does Shakira have a cute ass!"
t "Yeah man its two boiled eggs in a handkerchief alright!"

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

sarcometer

sarcometer: A unit of measurement used to indicate sarcasm. (usually represented on the internet with keiki_ dots......)

Man invalidrecord pushed that joke way to far last night, It was a full five sarcometers!!

by invalidrecord July 6, 2009

tworon

A person who continual posts annoying and or stupid twitter updates, or who gets sucked in buy twitter schemes.

Did you hear about that new buy followers scheme. I signed up last night!

You fucking tworon

by invalidrecord July 6, 2009