ilookmarvlus's definitions

Telepathetic

When you answer the phone and know the other persons a loser!

I knew you were going to call loser becuase I'm telepathetic!

by ilookmarvlus March 9, 2010

Gorish

Adjective: To rudely impune someone's character or deeds...

When she claimed all Al wanted was a "Happy Ending", she was ever so Gorish!

by ilookmarvlus July 25, 2010

Albush

Verb: To blind side a famous person with claims of nefarious deeds and immoral acts.

The massuese albushed him, claiming that he asked for sexual favours!

by ilookmarvlus July 25, 2010

Recognition

This is an alternative meaning of the word. With emphasis on the " REE" long 'e'. In this instance it refers to someone who repeats the same questions, conspiracy theories and jokes over and over and over ad nauseum.

Sheila: Randy can't take a hint! I keep telling him I won't come to his house to see his collection if antique Unix terminals but he asks me about it every 5 minutes.
Joe: Sorry Sheila, he means well but he got a mental condition called RECOGNITION. So the same ideas just keep popping up over and over and over.

by ilookmarvlus March 25, 2013

Urinal Toe

What happens to old men who wear sandals and public rest rooms...

Man I was just in the men's bathroom and there was at least 2 old men in sandal splashing all over their feet. But I hear Urinal Toe is good for athlete's feet.

by ilookmarvlus July 31, 2018

Dvorak Constant

A measure of insufferable behavior. The constant (DC) is the resulting value where you describe a persons ego or ID as being equal (=), to their ability to listen (I for Input), divided (/) by their ability to bloviate (O for Output times (*) your exposure to that person in seconds (ts). The formula is therefore ID=I/O*ts... get it IDIOTS...?

Trumps Dvorak Constant is almost immeasurable! His DC is reaching absurd levels of stupidity!

by ilookmarvlus May 30, 2018

Trumpostate

Someone who believes that Donald Trump is a divine, blessed or Messianic person.

All the evangelical and christian right extremists are nothing but a bunch of Trumpostates.

by ilookmarvlus July 1, 2019