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acronym standing for "in real time"
when added to a sentence or exchange of information, "irt"gives the context that the data just exchanged is the most recent, i.e., relevant.
real time: live, current, present, as-it-happens, as-of-now
when added to a sentence or exchange of information, "irt"gives the context that the data just exchanged is the most recent, i.e., relevant.
real time: live, current, present, as-it-happens, as-of-now
YOU: aren't you getting my texts?
ME: no sorry- my phone number is 555-2334 irt. text me there.
YOU: why?
ME: bc i never paid my bill so i'm using a text-to-talk app.
it's 7:52 a.m. irt but by the time you read this it could be evening.
ME: no sorry- my phone number is 555-2334 irt. text me there.
YOU: why?
ME: bc i never paid my bill so i'm using a text-to-talk app.
it's 7:52 a.m. irt but by the time you read this it could be evening.
by idtst August 13, 2016
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when added to a sentence or exchange of information, the stamp of "in real time"gives the context that the data just exchanged is the most recent, i.e., relevant. see irt (i.r.t.)
when added to a sentence or exchange of information, the stamp of "in real time"gives the context that the data just exchanged is the most recent, i.e., relevant. see irt (i.r.t.)
it's 7:52 a.m. in real time but by the time you read this it could be evening.
YOU: aren't you getting my texts?
ME: no sorry- my phone number is 555-2334 in real time. text me there.
YOU: why?
ME: bc i never paid my bill so i'm using a text-to-talk app.
YOU: aren't you getting my texts?
ME: no sorry- my phone number is 555-2334 in real time. text me there.
YOU: why?
ME: bc i never paid my bill so i'm using a text-to-talk app.
by idtst August 13, 2016
Get the in real time mug.when you can’t retire because all you did in your 20’s was splurge on avocado and bread (+ toa$ter) bc you didn’t realize you could have been rich if you hadn’t squandered all your earnings on such lavish breakfast loke a spoiled idiot)
literal meaning: toast w/ avocado on it on it
literal meaning: toast w/ avocado on it on it
ARI: let’s go out tonight
MIRI: i can’t. i need to save money for breakfast tomorrow, sorry
ARI: avocado toast?
MIRI: yep
ARI: you’ll pay for this the reat of your life.
MIRI: seems worth it. i’m hungry
MIRI: i can’t. i need to save money for breakfast tomorrow, sorry
ARI: avocado toast?
MIRI: yep
ARI: you’ll pay for this the reat of your life.
MIRI: seems worth it. i’m hungry
by idtst May 28, 2018
Get the avocado toast mug.a type of waking up that negatively affects you or results in consequences. often accompanied by a panicked and frenzied attempt to undo what cannot be undone.
used in place of “woke up late” or “my alarm clock didn’t go off” when don’t wake up up in time
when you’re late to work cause wook up late
used in place of “woke up late” or “my alarm clock didn’t go off” when don’t wake up up in time
when you’re late to work cause wook up late
ALMA: why’d they fire Tracy when he’s our top sales guy?
TAYLOR: boss told him he had to start coming in on time but he wook up almost every day last week.
TAYLOR: boss told him he had to start coming in on time but he wook up almost every day last week.
by idtst April 11, 2020
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often submitted by 13 year olds in hopes that their crush will look up their name on ud, fall madly in love w/ them, realizing that Lohgan actually is the strongest and best most sex having 8th header to ever be homeschooled.
alternatively submitted by 12 year olds throwing a tantrums in hopes of warning the internet to steer clear of Jaymee from Pedford Prep will steal their s/i’d and cheat on their exams bc she’s so fake.
often submitted by 13 year olds in hopes that their crush will look up their name on ud, fall madly in love w/ them, realizing that Lohgan actually is the strongest and best most sex having 8th header to ever be homeschooled.
alternatively submitted by 12 year olds throwing a tantrums in hopes of warning the internet to steer clear of Jaymee from Pedford Prep will steal their s/i’d and cheat on their exams bc she’s so fake.
by idtst April 11, 2020
Get the UD Spam mug.the boss of all butts ( i.e., butt boss)
(also the boss of: buns, booty, rear, ass, fanny, behind, rump, tukhus, tush, tushy, tail, badonkadonk, arse, teez, bum, rear-end, rump, backside, posterior, heinie, bottom, buttocks, culo, can, cheeks, keister, seat, derriere, apple-bottom, bootay, backdoor, donk, glutes, money-maker, patootie, tail, posterirear, junk-in-the-truck, caboose, matako, tuchie, trunk, butin)
(also the boss of: buns, booty, rear, ass, fanny, behind, rump, tukhus, tush, tushy, tail, badonkadonk, arse, teez, bum, rear-end, rump, backside, posterior, heinie, bottom, buttocks, culo, can, cheeks, keister, seat, derriere, apple-bottom, bootay, backdoor, donk, glutes, money-maker, patootie, tail, posterirear, junk-in-the-truck, caboose, matako, tuchie, trunk, butin)
CASPER: wow are you the boss of all butts? even mine
BUTTBOSS: (nods) your wife's too.
CASPER: will i ever grow a big nice booty for my wife to enjoy?
BUTTBOSS: you can grow anything you want to have.
CASPER: what?
BUTTBOSS: nvm. no, no you will not. be gone now, you
BUTTBOSS: (nods) your wife's too.
CASPER: will i ever grow a big nice booty for my wife to enjoy?
BUTTBOSS: you can grow anything you want to have.
CASPER: what?
BUTTBOSS: nvm. no, no you will not. be gone now, you
by idtst April 11, 2020
Get the buttboss mug.the most dangerous bear of all. (can also be applied to people who are ticking time bombs)
known to the natives of northern alaska, these bears are likely too old, weak or hungry to hibernate.
in the winter, bears are generally thought to be scarce, nestled away in their dens, sleeping until spring. encountering a bear in the winter can be quite shocking, often catching people off guard. this, coupled with the fact that the bear is likely more agitated and desperate than usual, makes the winter bear a very dangerous and feared creature.
known to the natives of northern alaska, these bears are likely too old, weak or hungry to hibernate.
in the winter, bears are generally thought to be scarce, nestled away in their dens, sleeping until spring. encountering a bear in the winter can be quite shocking, often catching people off guard. this, coupled with the fact that the bear is likely more agitated and desperate than usual, makes the winter bear a very dangerous and feared creature.
RIA: damn i forgot my lighter.
ASIA: look! there’s a methhead over by that dumpster. go ask him if he has a lighter so we can smoke this and get back inside, it’s freezing out.
RIA: are you crazy? that’s psycho pete. he’s a total winter bear. i’d be lucky to walk away with my limbs if i approach him.
ASIA: look! there’s a methhead over by that dumpster. go ask him if he has a lighter so we can smoke this and get back inside, it’s freezing out.
RIA: are you crazy? that’s psycho pete. he’s a total winter bear. i’d be lucky to walk away with my limbs if i approach him.
by idtst March 17, 2020
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