howman's definitions

asshat

The formation of shit that completely fills your ass crack as you dump in your pants while sitting. The compressed turd creates a hat for your ass.
A person who would best be described by comparing to the above.

Timmy extruded a massive asshat in his diaper.
Joe is such an asshat.
That was a real asshat move.

by howman December 19, 2008

iCareLess

The feeling associated with not giving a crap about the next big Apple thing.

iCareLess that Steve Jobs backed out of mac world.
iCareLess that iTunes has a new release.

by howman January 6, 2009