hooker's definitions

lambgoat

An aids-infested messageboard tucked far far away in the bowels of cyberspace where mind-numbingly infantile ultracynics fling shit at eachother like monkeys possessed.

here's a normal thread on lambgoat:

innocent kid in a band on LG for first time: hey are there any good clubs in the Pittsburgh area anyone can tell me about?

veteran 1: faggot

veteran 2: "faggot"

veteran 3: your band fucking sucks

veteran 2: breeeee

veteran 1: too faggot no help ever

by Hooker June 3, 2006

chog

The top inch of your asscrack. The area that defines plumber butt.

Plumber butt.

by Hooker January 12, 2004

domeshot

same as a blow job, but an alias for it. jus lyk 2-10.

ima get a domeshot at da next party.

by hOoKeR May 18, 2003

hook it up

give me that, introduce a bro to a hunny, what u do to that new dvd playa u jus stole

#1 - whos that girl over there.
#2 - Oh thats just taneysha.
#3 - HOOK IT UP.

by hooker October 21, 2003