hnoss's definitions

Eyjafjallajokull

A big volcano in Iceland that nobody, not even Icelanders can pronounce. It blew in 2010 causing all kinds of trouble with ash blocking air traffic and causing news anchors from around the world to make idiots out of themselves trying to pronounce the damn word.

Don't worry about trying to say Eyjafjallajokull correctly because nobody else knows how to say it either.

by hnoss April 6, 2016

Canon City High School

Canon City High School is in a small Colorado town in the middle of nowhere that became famous in Nov. 2015 because of a huge sexting scandal. It turned out that every girl in the high and middle schools were giving porn and nude photos of themselves to every guy in the school. CNN, Fox and every other network in the world was there to cover it and gave the girls lots of much appreciated publicity. After a month long investigation no charges were filled because it was decided that nobody in town minded the under age porn and nudies.

I wish everything in life was as easy as the girls in Canon City High School

by hnoss April 6, 2016

Connecticut Valley Hospital

A psych hospital that has been around since the mid 1800's. Use to have thousands of lunatics, maniacs, sociopaths and generally batshit crazy people but in the last few decades has greatly down sized and many of the buildings are empty or being torn down. The ones left are creepy as hell and legend has it there are chains on the walls and all kinds of spooky shit in the basements. Colloquially known as the "Nut House', "Bug House" or "Loony Land", the patients left are mostly junkies, sexual perverts and anti social assholes. Nobody knows what happened to all the lunatics and maniacs.

Connecticut Valley Hospital has some really spooky shit hidden in those basements and attics.

by hnoss March 23, 2017

Blow job

Something stupid high and even middle school girls will do in an attempt to be popular or to get a boyfriend. Never works, all it ever accomplishes is to get the stupid girl labeled a ho or slut and possibly get her a case of herpes.

Dude, Hannah is so desperate to be popular and liked that she has absolutely no self respect and will give a blow job to anyone.

by hnoss March 26, 2017

bone a phone

A slang term for a man's penis, frequently used in a sexual or humorous context and particularly favored by musicians.

Sarah can't play guitar worth shit but she's quite a virtuoso on the ol' bone a phone.

by hnoss April 6, 2017

Rhode island

Many people think of RI as the smallest state in the county but in fact it's not a real state but just a whole pile of water.

Rhode Island is a nice place to live if you like to fish, eat seafood and don't mind having your house wiped out by hurricanes every now and then.

by hnoss April 30, 2017

Newark

The shittiest place in the entire galaxy.

Newark, New Jersey is a place filled with gangs, drugs, guns and hoes. And plus it smells like shit.

by hnoss May 30, 2017