hippieham's definitions

Shlart

A "wet fart" like when one farts in the shower and its smell permeates the entire shower vicinity resulting in a bathroom which smells like a soapy fart.

"Dude, I shlarted this morning and it was totally rancid!"

by hippieham October 9, 2017

Smeltering

A word used to describe the action of taking a huge fart in a hot car. This is especially common on long road trips.

"Sure is smeltering in here! Who did it?"

by hippieham October 9, 2017