hellakellerd's definitions

Crack Pipe

When you pipe her down like a beast & she inadvertently gets addicted/obsessed with u/ur libido

Aye yo, that boy re- arranged my guts so good I caught myself catching feels... Must be that crack pipe 🤷 ♂️

by hellakellerd November 6, 2019

12 O’Clock Boy

One who engages in the act of tilting any bottle of hard liquor towards the ceiling (12:00) & going full send

Did you just see him dust that 2/6?? He’s a 12 O’Clock boy fr 💯

by hellakellerd November 6, 2019

Switch Nose Grind

The act of using the opposite nostril you’re accustomed to, whilst doing cocaine.

After three straight days of partying I couldn’t breathe outta my right nostril, so I had to pull a Switch Nose Grind

by hellakellerd November 6, 2019

Yahoo Switcharoo

When you’re spit roasting a lass with ur m8 & u both quickly change sides

“My turn round’ front bruv, Yahoo Switcharoo!!”

by hellakellerd November 6, 2019

Jungle Bridge Jackhammer

Refers to the unfortunate moment when a lady bounces off her partners eggplant & miscues on her way down... Resulting in the man’s once epic boner folding under the mighty weight of her gooch like a bad poker hand. AKA: A man’s worst inter-coital nightmare. Welcome to the ER bud

“The doctor told me I can’t crank it for the next two weeks, after she accidentally hit me with the Jungle Bridge Jackhammer.”

by hellakellerd November 6, 2019

Sloshin’

Bwoi u sloshin

When you’re piping a lass down with a gut fulla brew... “oi cunt how much did you drink? You’re sloshin’!”

by hellakellerd November 25, 2019