headshotcraft's definitions

Southern Abortion

When you fall down the stairs.

*tumble sound*
Oh, someone must've had a southern abortion!

by headshotcraft April 7, 2023

🟧🟦🟧🟧

Out of the ordinary, I mean.

garfark: there is nothing happening
John: I finally got the wildfire in the sock drawer under control!
garglefeld: out of the ordinary i mean
🟧🟦🟧🟧

by headshotcraft April 11, 2023

German Slip

Escaping to Argentina to evade the authorities.

He did the ol' German Slip, eh?

by headshotcraft April 19, 2023

Pizza Burger Generation

These dang kids these days who... eat food? I don't really know to be honest. Just a thing the older generation says when referring to Gen-Z and millennials. Usually involves food in some way.

"I am so sick and tired of today's pizza burger generation!"

by headshotcraft August 5, 2023

lit

cool

john: i murdered 28 children
alfred: lit

by headshotcraft December 23, 2020

why is there a giant health bar in the sky

we will search this on new years day

john: why is there a giant health bar in the sky
other john: sub to headshot craft
other john: hey johns can you talk a little quieter? I'm trying to watch hentai

by headshotcraft December 31, 2020

Aalewis

Just an atheist teenager who greatly values his own intelligence.

Hey have you heard of Aalewis? He should definitely become a professional quote maker!

by headshotcraft April 30, 2022