gpc's definitions

Anchor-Shit

When you take a shit so long that it reaches the bottom of the toilet bowl while still attached to your butt.

Horace: Dude, what took you so long in there?

Boris: Sorry man, I was anchored to the toilet by my shit.

Horace: Damn, I hate anchor-shits.

by gpc March 11, 2008

Stink Trails

When someone leaves behind the smell of poop wherever they sit.

Ben: Yo, smell Ted's seat.

Jack: Ok..(smells Ted's seat) oh man! It smells like shit!!

Ben: Yea, he leaves stink trails.

OR

Jack: Where is Ted?

Ben: I dunno, let's sniff around and see if we can track him down since he leaves stink trails.

by gpc March 11, 2008

Stink Trails

When someone leaves behind the smell of shit on whatever they sit on.

Ben: Yo, smell Ted's seat.

Jack: Ok..(smells Ted's seat) oh man! It smells like shit!!

Ben: Yea, he leaves stink trails.

OR

Jack: Where is Ted?

Ben: I dunno, let's sniff around and see if we can track him down since he leaves stink trails.

by gpc March 11, 2008

Nick Homerun

A homerun that barely makes it over the fence. Originated by Nick Giordano since all of his homeruns barely made it over the fence.

Jeff: Yo! I went yard on that one!

Eric: What are you talking about? It was clearly a Nick Homerun.

by gpc March 11, 2008

Beef-in-a-Bottle

Farting in a Poland Spring bottle and preserving/fermenting it for the rest of your life.

Donny: Let me get a sip of your water, Harris?

Harris: Ain't no water in here dude, it's Beef-in-a-Bottle.

Donny: Nice, I have to make my own one of these days.

by gpc March 11, 2008

No Name

A quality Italian trattoria in New York City that has no name.

Jason: Heath, where do you want to go to lunch?

Heath: No Name.

Jason: Do you ever go anywhere else?

Heath: Absolutely not.

by gpc March 11, 2008

Bekariades

When two cars are at a stop sign and continuously flicker their headlights trying to initiate the other driver to go, but no one does.

Sam: Ron, why the hell are you so late for work?

Ron: I got caught up in a Bekariades for like 2 hours.

Sam: Curse Bekariades for being so damn polite at intersections!!

by gpc March 11, 2008