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"I think I have bloodlust." "Oh... you want to kill people?" "No, my period came yesterday and now I reeeeeally want a bang."
by gorpoglorp October 10, 2023
Get the Bloodlust mug.Used like /s, but for indicating hyperbole/exaggeration, since, like sarcasm, it may not be detectable online without hearing a person speak.
It rained so hard yesterday, my entire block flooded and cruise ships were requesting passage through my back yard. /h
by gorpoglorp July 3, 2022
Get the /h mug."Dude, what is he? An psi male? An ypsilon male? A mu male?"
"None of the above. He's... a fehu male."
"None of the above. He's... a fehu male."
by gorpoglorp October 10, 2022
Get the Fehu male mug.When a user in an online tech support forum, especially on reddit, responds to a specific technical question with unsolicited hardware/software advice, personal endorsements of unrelated technology, unrelated tangents, or put-downs about the asker's use of technology or level of technical ability. Portmanteau of "technology" and "mansplaining".
User 1: "I have a Windows 7 PC that keeps freezing every time I start a certain program. Can anyone help me figure out why it's doing this?"
User 2: "Bro wtf, why are you still using Windows 7? Are you a complete moron? Just upgrade to Windows 11 already. It's so much better. If your computer still runs Windows 7, you're living in the fucking dark ages. Get a laptop with a Ryzen CPU and at least 32GB of RAM. It's better for gaming and really worth the price."
User 1: "Thank you for techsplaining. Are you going to answer my question or not?"
User 2: "Bro wtf, why are you still using Windows 7? Are you a complete moron? Just upgrade to Windows 11 already. It's so much better. If your computer still runs Windows 7, you're living in the fucking dark ages. Get a laptop with a Ryzen CPU and at least 32GB of RAM. It's better for gaming and really worth the price."
User 1: "Thank you for techsplaining. Are you going to answer my question or not?"
by gorpoglorp May 13, 2022
Get the Techsplaining mug.Like dyslexia or dyscalculia, but only for reading analog (old style) clock faces. You can do math no problem, but clock faces are like trying to decipher an ancient code.
John: "Hey, what time is it?"
Greg: -stares intently at clock on the wall-
John: "... you okay over there?"
Greg: "I think I have dyshorologia."
Greg: -stares intently at clock on the wall-
John: "... you okay over there?"
Greg: "I think I have dyshorologia."
by gorpoglorp January 24, 2022
Get the dyshorologia mug.A phenomenon unique to Tampa, FL arising from social situations where strangers aren't sure whether to address each other with southern town-like hospitality or northern city-like aloofness, resulting in one or more strangers hesitantly whispering, mumbling, or even just mouthing pleasantries to each other while making minimal to no eye contact. Also a form of anomie.
Tampanian 1: "..."
Tampanian 2: "Hmphmph..."
Tampanian 1: "Nnn..."
Non-Tampanian: "What was that all about?"
Tampanian 3: "That, my friend, was the Tampanian Whisper."
Tampanian 2: "Hmphmph..."
Tampanian 1: "Nnn..."
Non-Tampanian: "What was that all about?"
Tampanian 3: "That, my friend, was the Tampanian Whisper."
by gorpoglorp February 3, 2022
Get the Tampanian Whisper mug.A STEM sector entrepreneur or business owner who engages with tenets of the Nazi party, such as ultranationalism or eugenics, and uses Nazi symbolism or iconography.
by gorpoglorp February 4, 2025
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