gleenn's definitions

alligator tears

Tears that are fake, or are meant to deceive. Same as crocodile tears.

Man, that bitch was totally faking it with those alligator tears.

by gleenn May 29, 2007

Firefox

An internet browser that is rising in usage and popularity and claims better security and standards compliance than the defacto standard, IE. It does tend to take up a lot of memory and like any software has some issues.

Wow Yen, I just tried the new Firefox browser and I don't get any more virii or spams from all my favorite porn sites.

by gleenn January 28, 2008

Hobillary

The union of Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama.

Damn, did you see Hobillary arguing last night, they were going to tear each other a new one.

by gleenn February 2, 2008

clamagram

When a woman sends a picture of her vagina to someone. The female equivalent of a dick pic.

Eeeww, Sally just sent me a clamagram.

by gleenn July 22, 2017

collinear anatidae

A fancy way of saying "ducks in a row", which is an expression meaning having to have everything setup perfectly to work.

Collinear = in a line
anatidae = family of birds know as ducks.

You'd really have to have collinear anatidae if you want to get a rocket to Mars.

by gleenn July 10, 2018

OKR

Objectives and Key Results. A methodology used to improve workplace performance by having a clearly defined objective with measurable key results. Was created by Andy Grove at Intel.

Our OKR's include getting a bazillion dollars of sales each quarter

by gleenn April 1, 2019

noah mango

The point at which you've made it financially, you'll know because you are eating copious amounts of mango from Whole Foods which was sliced by a white guy named Noah.

Did you see the size of that girl's wedding ring!? She's totally at noah mango now, set for life.

by gleenn December 13, 2017