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Tenticulate (verb)
To wrap, cover or tangle in a network of tentacles or tentacle-like items or appendages.
To wrap, cover or tangle in a network of tentacles or tentacle-like items or appendages.
1. Due to Steve's carelessness, the computer became tenticulated in a mess of wires, cables and cords.
2. David's hugs were so aggressive that Kathy felt tenticulated, smothered in his arms and other body parts like a small fish in the grasp of an octopus.
2. David's hugs were so aggressive that Kathy felt tenticulated, smothered in his arms and other body parts like a small fish in the grasp of an octopus.
by ggirlcolo February 20, 2013
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Boulder fat describes someone who is of average weight but considered fat by Boulder standards.
Boulder fat describes someone who is of average weight but considered fat by Boulder standards.
Missy, who is training for a her first 10K, isn't as waif-like as the other runners who live in Boulder, one of the fittest cities in the nation. Despite being in shape and at a normal weight, everyone in the group knows she's Boulder fat.
by ggirlcolo February 23, 2013
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1. Unusually optimistic due to chocolate consumption.
Chocolamist (noun)
2. A person whose mood is in an elevated state after eating chocolate
1. Unusually optimistic due to chocolate consumption.
Chocolamist (noun)
2. A person whose mood is in an elevated state after eating chocolate
After three quickly-consumed Hershey bars, Jenny was chocolamistic that the work day would pass quickly.
by ggirlcolo February 23, 2013
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Someone or something whose diet consists mostly of chocolate, cocoa or chocolate-flavored foods and beverages.
Not to be confused with a chocoholic, whose addiction is mild compared to a chocolavoire.
Chocolavorous (adj)
Eating primarily chocolate with little consumption of anything else.
Someone or something whose diet consists mostly of chocolate, cocoa or chocolate-flavored foods and beverages.
Not to be confused with a chocoholic, whose addiction is mild compared to a chocolavoire.
Chocolavorous (adj)
Eating primarily chocolate with little consumption of anything else.
Frank, a chocolavoire by nature, hoarded Dove dark chocolate bars in his desk drawer at work and couldn't start the day without a cup of hot cocoa.
by ggirlcolo February 23, 2013
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by ggirlcolo February 23, 2013
Get the Marathin mug.A research and experimental strategy developed by a group of women who have reached maximum annoyance due to sloppy men hitting on them at bars and nightclubs.
The project involves various methods of avoiding or otherwise pushing obnoxious boozers away, either individually or with the help of other women. When carried out with the help of others, the project is usually tipped off by a predetermined signal or phone call to friends.
The project involves various methods of avoiding or otherwise pushing obnoxious boozers away, either individually or with the help of other women. When carried out with the help of others, the project is usually tipped off by a predetermined signal or phone call to friends.
Jessica employed the manshunting project when a carouser, reeking of too much aftershave and hooch, stumbled up to her at the bar. She quickly brought her cell phone to her ear and pretended to take an important call while her two friends obstructed the guy's path by dancing wildly in front of him, causing him to stagger in the opposite direction and land in the lap of a largely-built weight lifter.
by ggirlcolo February 24, 2013
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Inclined to instruct or lecture others on the art of being a jerk.
Teaching others how to behave like a dick.
Didicktics (noun)
The art or science of being a dick or a jerk.
Inclined to instruct or lecture others on the art of being a jerk.
Teaching others how to behave like a dick.
Didicktics (noun)
The art or science of being a dick or a jerk.
James, in his overly didicktic way, slurred his weekly bar-side lesson on "how to pick up hot chicks" to his droopy-eyed, drunken audience, complete with a demonstration of pinching a fine specimen on her ass, followed by a quick pop-quiz on what to do after being slapped across the face in public.
by ggirlcolo March 15, 2013
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