gbrd's definitions

gatord

1) The act of being stabbed, or shanking someone.
2) Having to do with going to jail for a very long time.
3) Being Crazy

You've just been gatord!

Gators crazy! he'll do anything for his friends!

by gbrd January 6, 2008

Myspace

A cult where whiny emo kids and E-Whores gather, discuss the latest emo fashions, post pictures of cutting their wrists and then compete for whoever gets the most comments.

In real life he has no friends but on myspace he has 3914314343423423423423 friends and a girlfriend.

by gbrd January 6, 2008

jonesin'

Having a withdrawal, or craving for something, an addiction. Can be drug related.

Dude my computer hasnt worked in 2 weeks im jonesin' for sum world of warcrack

by gbrd January 6, 2008

dough

Cash Money, a token or object that functions as exchange value that is socially and legally accepted in payment for goods and serices.

see doe

I spent all my dough on a new whip.

by gbrd January 6, 2008

brown paper bag

a big brown bag full of cash money, or a bag used to conceal a 40 oz bottle of liquor.

Man I can fit like 50 thousand ones in that brown paper bag.

by gbrd January 6, 2008

five 0

Slang for an officer of the law. Usually when you are doing something illegal.

Avoid five 0's at all costs.

Originated from the show Hawaii Five 0

Shit its the five 0 run!1!111

I got caught by the five 0

by gbrd January 6, 2008

LOLROFLMFAO

Laughing out loud rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Jake: Idk why?
Bob: Because the black man was chasing him
Jake: LOLROFLMFAO!!1111

by gbrd January 6, 2008