fvza4's definitions

blumpcident

While getting a blowjob, you lose all control of yourself and accidentally shit your pants. If you are on a toilet, it is not a true blumpcident.

Dude, last night I was getting some head and I had a blumpcident.

by fvza4 November 10, 2009

Folgers girl

A girl with a very loose vagina. The name comes from the fact that fucking them can be related to fucking an empty folgers can.

Dude, I didn't feel a thing.

Is that because you have a small dick.

No, its because she is a folgers girl.

by fvza4 November 18, 2009

Drook

A Drook is the date set aside by a married couple to have sex even though neither of them want to have sex with each other, often due to their physical appearance.

No, I can't go out tonight. Tonight is our drook. Tonight is going to suck.

by fvza4 November 18, 2009

Barnes

To lie about one or every sexual conquest that you have ever had.

Guy 1: I swear I slept with her.

Guy 2: No, you're just barnes'n me.

by fvza4 November 18, 2009