fussock's definitions

Zwanker

One who masterbates to the school portrait of a younger sibbling.

Alex Wallace is a total zwanker! What a perv boy.

by fussock May 2, 2009

Bagoinga

The act of inserting the middle and index finger into the anus of a woman and the thumb into the vagina, and moving the thumb in a circular motion.

I totally bagoingad my sexy girlfriend last night.

by fussock May 2, 2009

Crotch Bark

The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the vulva at bamboo growing speed.

Oh no, the doctor says my flaring case of crotch bark is gonna last the weekend.

by fussock May 2, 2009

Bahoochie

An absolutely wonderful bum. Only appropriately describes a girl's ass, especialy that of kathleen!

Damn, that bahoochie has got me pitchin a tent.

by fussock May 3, 2009