foofy's definitions

birken-nots

Cheap ass sandals that look similar to the uber comfy birkenstocks but can be purchased at Walmart etc.

Heard a rumor k-mart had birkenstocks but they were just birken-nots

by foofy January 11, 2009

Angry Beaver

Used to describe a number of maladies and discomforts that could befall the vagina. It could be severe razor rash, thong rash, a nasty yeast infection, or the onset of ones period coupled with pms.

OMG, girl! I shaved with a dull razor and now I have one Angry Beaver!

by foofy January 17, 2009

fudiculous

Fucking rediculous. An extreem state of rediculous.

That government bail out of the banks is fudiculous!

by foofy January 17, 2009

fauch

A combination of the words Faux and Coach used to describe a knock off of the designer bags made by Coach.

I recently got a great Fauch from some guy selling purses from the trunk of his car!

by foofy January 18, 2009

fucci

A combination of fake and gucci, referring to the knock off designer Gucci purses sold from some guys trunk or on Canal St in NYC.

I gots me a great Fucci over on Canal St. today...only $20 bucks!

by foofy January 18, 2009

free ballin

The act of not wearing underwear, for the male. Embarrassingly evident when the male is wearing polyester pants or sweats or even worse, GOD FORBID spandex!

When Mr. Lumpus lifted his leg on the chair you could totally tell he was free ballin it today...eeew.

by foofy January 18, 2009

B.D.A.

Acronym for Bus Drivers Ass. The unfortunate condition is caused by many hours behind the wheel of a bus combined with the poor diet of Mc Donalds ingested between runs.

My busdriver has such a B.D.A. he can barely walk down the aisle!

by foofy January 18, 2009