flip_master_harambe's definitions

which'll

Contraction of "which will".

(Yes it is a real word. Simply 'cause people use it. Unfortunately for y'all, your fourth grade grammar teacher doesn't get to choose what's right English or whats wrong English. Infact there's nothing such as wrong English. Ask a linguistist, the'll say all language and it's variations are equally correct and valid. No cap.)

Don't be a fucking prescriptivist. Linguists are all descriptivist. Be like that. Which'll help you as well.

by flip_master_harambe January 3, 2023

C++

Clusterfuck Pro Max™

I'd rather flip bits one by one with my bare hands hands than coding in C++. At least I won't lose my sanity.

by flip_master_harambe April 15, 2022

NASCAR

Where race drivers have to constantly turn left but they always turns right.

Some Random American: Let's watch NASCAR.
Motorsports Fans from Other Countries: Shut the fuck up.

by flip_master_harambe April 14, 2021

BBC

Barely Believable Content.

Wanna watch some BBC?
No, I don't watch fake things.

by flip_master_harambe May 3, 2021

Formula 1

HAM
VER
BOT

Person 1: Tell me the truth about Formula 1. I am ready to hear it.
Person 2: HAM-VER-BOT
Person 1: *cries*

by flip_master_harambe May 9, 2021

Android

A computer virus made for linux kernel by Google to steal your data.

iOS users: Why don't you get an iPhone?
Android users: Android might be a pile of shit, but it's a better pile of shit.

by flip_master_harambe May 9, 2021

iPhone

An pathetically overpriced smartphone made with backdated, non standard and cheap material. Softwares are also utterly garbage. Only Steve Jobs simps buy this pile of shit.

Android user: Why the fuck you use iPhone? Stop using it.
iPhone user: but Steve Jobs...
Android user: U gay

by flip_master_harambe May 9, 2021