fishless12's definitions

Silentology

The art and science of suppressing the audible parts of a fart.

"Dude, I have had really bad gas all night!"
"Wow, I haven't heard you fart once, you must be practicing silentology"

"I am a well practiced silentologist"

by fishless12 October 26, 2014

Enchiladump

The end result of eating enchiladas.

Man, after Mexican night I took a huge enchiladump.

by fishless12 April 6, 2019

Peloton

A group of poop pellets in a toilet bowl.

"Because I haven't been eating enough fiber, I birthed another peloton this morning."

by fishless12 December 20, 2019

ICBM

Inter-Continental Bowel Movement

On the plane from NY to France, I definitely launched an ICBM.

Also slang for very large poop.

by fishless12 June 19, 2016

YouTool

Someone who posts Youtube videos about very mundane and self explanatory tasks. For example, the successful operation of a cordless drill.

Check out this YouTool, he posted a 15 minute video explaining the different settings of his laundry appliances.

by fishless12 June 1, 2016

Dong-crete

Dried and hardened semen.

After a full night of love making, my sheets were crusty with dong-crete.

by fishless12 August 19, 2016

Blue Bars

When a cellphone shows ample bars of service to make a phone call, yet will not transmit or receive.

When a cellphone shows ample bars of service to make a phone call, yet will not transmit or receive, the phone is suffering from "Blue Bars"

by fishless12 December 6, 2011