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fire pool

A compulsory security feature for any thatched palatial homestead in rural Kwazulu Natal used for dousing a blaze caused by the excessive expulsion of hot air from an army of ANC spin doctors. It bears a strong resemblance to an ornate swimming pool costing the South African taxpayers millions of rand.

Jacob Zuma went for a dip in his fire pool after a tiring and sweaty sex session with one of his wives.

by fiend31 February 19, 2014

tinderwhale

A user of the mobile dating app tinder who posts pictures of themselves which are either digitally altered or taken from deceptive angles to give the impression of a person in relatively good shape when in reality their physique is resembles a whale.

I was matched with an adorable girl on tinder but when we met up she turned out to be a tinderwhale twice the size I imagined.

by fiend31 February 20, 2014