fergus's definitions

Pyro Elf

A spear-creatin obcessed with the many uses of spears and magical bodily juices. Resistance against this nocturnal vegetarian is futile.

Pyro Elf showed me his spear and made me whimper.

by Fergus June 19, 2004

Chumba Wumba

0mg wataf.

A poor misinterpreted male that feeds on nightmares and eats children. Ovens are very handy when it comes to dueling a Chumba Wumba.

Chumba Wumbas are very easy to kill. Just push the power button and it falls over...dead.

Chumba Wumba looked at me the other day...and now I smell like panckaes and roadkill.

by Fergus June 19, 2004

Scotty the Handy Man

An amazing, intellegent sword character. His swords will reap anyone on the face of Dereth. One hundred percent worthy of perfection, he masters in the degree of game-showing

Scotty the Handy Man's presence was enough to turn my frown upside down.

by Fergus June 19, 2004

cwat

n. See "Twunt" Derogatory term used when describing someone of a political nature.

"I can't believe that cwat Tony Blair has wasted all our money on immigrant twunts"

by Fergus January 1, 2004

Menty

Wide selection of meats.

Menty meats you have

by Fergus January 29, 2004

Menty

Many of, as in 10:1. Exageration of 'many'.

There is so menty

by Fergus January 29, 2004

fanny truffle

bits of dried shit left on a womens muff after she hasnt wiped her arse

you fanny truffle

by fergus February 1, 2004