empha's definitions

Flashgold

Something that doesn't make any sense, but still exists, in spite of science.

Platypi are such Flashgold, why do they glow in the dark?

by empha September 14, 2023

Schilly

Schilly can be used to describe a person who is silly on the outside but is internally very mysterious, with possible connections to the creation of our universe as a whole.

"Mr. Schill is just so schilly!"

by empha September 15, 2023

Goobulus

A word to describe somehting so incredibly silly that it breaks mortal comprehension barriers entirely.

"That tube is so goobulus! What does it do again?"

by empha September 15, 2023

Boiler Room

Somewhere so dark and scary that entering it would mean certain death. (Or at least we think that's what happens, because we're all to scared to enter.)

"Your dad's basement is such a boiler room! How many bodies are down there?"

by empha September 15, 2023

Farthing Hunt

What you do when you go out and about looking for farthings.

"Hello guys, today we're going on a farthing hunt :)"

by empha September 15, 2023

ometer

The ometer is a device that detects people who say too many slurs. It's just an ometer because the first part is censored.

"Hang on, my ometer beeps whenever i look at David Michael Bennett III!"

by empha September 15, 2023

Ramp to Heaven

What an Astroneer player does when she wants to break the game. To do this, you must build a massive staircase all the way out of the atmosphere. (Pro Tip: Don't do this.)

"I tried building a ramp to heaven, but I got stuck in the wall becuase the game got so buggy :( "

by empha September 18, 2023