earl's definitions

crap factory

Someone who is so totally useless in life that they only thing they can be relied upon for is to turn food into waste.

George W. Bush is such a crap factory.

by Earl September 16, 2004

bangs

Means it stinks or smells unpleasantly

it bangs like ass in here!

by earl May 13, 2005

ai or A.I.

1. is short for Allen Iverson a NBA player

Wow A.I. dropped 30 points last night.

by Earl April 2, 2005

tweak

adjust a small amount for improvement as in a race car or computer settings

I entered my computer bios and tweaked the memory settings.

My car is oversteering, I will tweak my camber settings.

by earl February 13, 2005

bweenis

An idiot.
A moron.
A dumbass.

Need I say more?

Comes from the italian kid that lived next door to me years ago.

You bweenis, that was my beer!

by Earl June 10, 2004

Damnsponsiblities

a. The shit you gotta do b. responsibilities that get in the way of fun

I wish I could join you tonight but I got damnsponsibilities to take care of.

by Earl October 10, 2004

Hyena

A woman who, in her prime, was considered a cougar. She has now aged too far to fit that classification, but not so far that you would turn down action from her.

Back in the day, Nancy was a cougar. As she's aged though, she's really more of a hyena.

by Earl November 4, 2004