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bongie

A word to describe a girl originating in the north of england that is both "ginger" and "bonny" or pretty in southern.

mate, that lass over there is a right bongie

by ducklad April 23, 2011

Clery Theory

A scientifically proven theorem that states the directly proportional relationship between how tall a subject is and the potency of the odour coming from their genitalia.
The taller the person is, the smellier their penis/vagina in order to keep their face further away

Lad 1: "ere mate, that lass is well fit!"
Lad 2 : "yeah but she's tall"
Lad 1 : "difference does that make?"
Lad 2 : "The Clery Theory bud"
Lad 1 : "Eh?"
Lad 2 : "means she'll have a smelly fanny"
Lad 1 : "Oh yeah, good call"

by ducklad June 12, 2011