dubeswiggins's definitions

pist

The vapour that comes off a urine stream in sub zero temperatures. Also the disgusting fog that erupts from suana rocks if urinated on.

There was a heavy pist left in the outhouse that cold February morning after farmer bob left for the fields.
I had to leave the sauna ,some freak took a leak on the rocks and the pist made me gag.

by dubeswiggins November 18, 2014

Youdude

A quintesential fictional gay porn site you threaten your friends with if they are about to do something gay.

If you're going to stick that voodoo idol up his ass cause he passed out at the party I'm going to record it and put it on Youdude

by dubeswiggins November 24, 2014

Timmies hoe

A girl who works at Tim Horton's

Louis: Your old lady still working at the Subway
Jeff: No man she quit that shit job now she's a Timmies hoe.

by dubeswiggins November 24, 2014

roof troll

The grumpy flat roofer on every crew that complains all day and wants to shut it down early because its too hot,too windy,too cold,etc.

Looks like beer clouds are moving in ,well , the roof troll will be happy at least.

by dubeswiggins November 26, 2014

stripper slide

When a bachelor picks up a stripper for a one night stand and before he knows it she is living there.

Dave: Hey who was that sweet thing over at Tom's place?
Jack: That's Brandi, she's a peeler he banged the other night, nice girl but Tom better be carefull it looks like she's trying to pull the stripper slide. I really don't think he wants to be her cumlord for more than a day or two.

by dubeswiggins January 11, 2015

counter booty

The fat ass of a cute woman in retail that is hidden by the counter she works behind.

I asked that hottie that works at lotto booth out only to find out she had counter booty when I picked her up.You would never guess she had a side scrolling ass

by dubeswiggins January 11, 2015

cumlord

A person usually a man who trades accommodations for sex.

Becky hates her parents and if she can find a cumlord she is outta there.

by dubeswiggins January 11, 2015