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missing link

The inexplicable phenomenon, when for no rational reason...you go a whole day without taking a poo.
Nick felt perfectly normal, yet he was acutely aware of not having taken a dump nearly two days now. Where was this missing link?"
by drbollocks May 22, 2009
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hard-wintering

Derbyshire term which applies to conversation, typically between farmers in the local pub, in which they recount the hardships faced in their profession over the years, often profusely laced with hyperbole.
"That's nowt! I remember back int' '62 when we was working in snow up t' necks digging aht sheep non-stop fer a week. Now that were a winter that were!"

"Ah' quit with yer hard-wintering and get yer round in"
by drbollocks May 22, 2009
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thanksgiving beard

A person of the opposite sex one takes to ones parents for Thanksgiving, to allay any suspicion of one being gay.
"Well they look happy together...I'm pleased for him"
"Are you kidding? Our son is as gay as a fruit-cake and she is obviously his Thanksgiving beard!"
by drbollocks November 30, 2009
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bobbo

A horse (East midlands) ... when used in explaining to a small child.
"Oh look at the pretty bobboes"
by drbollocks April 20, 2008
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tatas

Derbyshire alternative for "walkies" directed toward small child.
"Come on m'duck...we're gooing tatas"
by drbollocks April 20, 2008
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gooin

Midlands (UK) speak for "going"
"We're gooin t' chippy. D'yer want owt?"
by drbollocks April 20, 2008
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mix

I'll ay a pie 'n' mix wrapped please.
by drbollocks April 20, 2008
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