dogegg's definitions

Cockveyer Belt

A woman who simply cannot get enough sexual intercourse.

A slag, whore, tart, hussy, slut.

Ian - "My God Barry, Elyssa rang me again begging for cock. She was only fucking Steve yesterday."
Barry "Incredible, she can't get enough dick"
Ian "Yes, she is a total cockveyer belt"

by dogegg June 5, 2009

Pink, Stink and Think

The unholy trinity accomplished during a night of passion with a lucky lady.

Basically a go in the pink (vagina), stink (anus) and think (head).
A shag, bum and blow.

I managed a pink, stink and think with your sister last night Dave. Thanks for the tip.

by dogegg October 15, 2010

Two Push Polly

A "two push Polly' is a woman so fine that even Ron Jeremy could only manage a couple of strokes before spaffing his dirty load.

Did you see that cock slot jogging in her bikini Millsy? My god, she was PERFECT, a proper two push Polly. I'm never going to get to slide into that! I hope she gets cancer.

by dogegg June 27, 2010

Twaccident

A road accident caused by the driver being momentarily distracted by an attractive lady.

Dave - "I got in a twaccident today john"
John - "bad luck mate, was she worth it"
Dave - "too right, I would have fucked her tits clean off"

by dogegg March 5, 2009

Bliss Piss

Semen, jizm, spunk, ejaculate, man milk, population paste.

"I think I may have pinned down your problem Reverend Green, you will never get Mrs.Green pregnant if you keep withdrawing and covering her tits with your bliss piss, you need to fill her bucket"

"Thank you Doctor Williams, I will try that. It's just in the porn we watch they always ice the cake."

by dogegg March 10, 2009

Why Bride

A Why Bride or Whai Bride is a word play on Thai Bride.

It is an ugly or otherwise undesirable woman who is inexplicably married to a handsome or rich man.

Have you seen *insert name of famous ex-footaller now pundit*'s wife? She's at least 300 pounds! That's a Why Bride if I ever saw one.

by dogegg October 17, 2014

Fucktwit

A fuckwit but specific to someone who posts stupid things on Twitter. Usually Brexit Party voters or Donald Trump.

I'm taking a break from Twitter. A fucktwit pushed me over the edge this morning.

by dogegg June 3, 2019