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mitteration
Speaking like Mitt Romney. Boring, pointless droning on political topics with minimal show of emotion and frozen facial expression as he lies and changes political stances from minute to minute. Listening first produces a zombie-like state followed by unconsciousness.
Speaking like Mitt Romney. Boring, pointless droning on political topics with minimal show of emotion and frozen facial expression as he lies and changes political stances from minute to minute. Listening first produces a zombie-like state followed by unconsciousness.
A mitteration:
I am strongly in favor of a woman's right to choose.
(Next day) Unless she chooses an abortion.
(Two days later) Or to marry another woman.
(Three days late) Women shouldn't need to choose anything, they should be subservient to their husbands.
I am strongly in favor of a woman's right to choose.
(Next day) Unless she chooses an abortion.
(Two days later) Or to marry another woman.
(Three days late) Women shouldn't need to choose anything, they should be subservient to their husbands.
by docsterx September 13, 2012
Get the mitteration mug.What happens to a woman after her health insurer is allowed to terminate her contraception choices under Romney's direction.
"Jen's birth control pills got slashed from her healthcare because of religious and budget issues."
"What's she gonna do?"
"Try to not have a Mittconception."
"What's she gonna do?"
"Try to not have a Mittconception."
by docsterx July 23, 2012
Get the Mittconception mug.A weak, fake, snide "retraction" of all or part of a statement made by conservative after his feet are held to the fire.
Republican apology-
Republican: "She is a stupid, fat, lazy, slut who has no integrity!"
Attorney: "Mr. Limpball, my client is prepared to take legal action in regard to that statement."
Republican: "My remarks certainly weren't meant to be insulting; she must have misunderstood me <wink, smirk, nod>."
Audience member: "Damned, if that wasn't a real republican apology!"
Republican: "She is a stupid, fat, lazy, slut who has no integrity!"
Attorney: "Mr. Limpball, my client is prepared to take legal action in regard to that statement."
Republican: "My remarks certainly weren't meant to be insulting; she must have misunderstood me <wink, smirk, nod>."
Audience member: "Damned, if that wasn't a real republican apology!"
by docsterx July 23, 2012
Get the republican apology mug.Default date is not at the beginning of August when the US runs out of money as most people think. It's actually more of a "guys night out" form of male bonding.
The Default Date is when Boehner invites Cantor out to dinner and a movie at the end of July 2011 instead of working on the budget.
by docsterx July 31, 2011
Get the Default Date mug.Newly defined political party. Crazier splinter group from the main Grand Old Psychotic party.
Don't want tax increases = Tea party
Join with the largest (ultra) conservative group (Republicans)
Trying to CON the American people into believing that the Teapublicans are working for THEM and not Big Business.
Don't want tax increases = Tea party
Join with the largest (ultra) conservative group (Republicans)
Trying to CON the American people into believing that the Teapublicans are working for THEM and not Big Business.
Ron: "Does anyone know what the TeapubliCONS agenda is?"
Paul: "Yeah, it's get rid of Obama even if they have to destroy the whole US to do it.
Paul: "Yeah, it's get rid of Obama even if they have to destroy the whole US to do it.
by docsterx July 31, 2011
Get the TeapubliCONS mug.Man, did you read Jim's last post? He must be really wasted, it doesn't make any sense. He's gotta be blodrunk again.
by docsterx June 17, 2011
Get the Blodrunk mug."Hi, I'm Jim and I'd like to introduce you to my gaymate, Bob."
Jim and Bob used to be just playmates. Since they got married, they're gaymates now.
Jim and Bob used to be just playmates. Since they got married, they're gaymates now.
by docsterx June 28, 2011
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